Product Catalogue

	Product		Qty.
	Finglonger	There is always something in life just out of your reach. Be it the power button of your microwave, or the dream of a world where Arrested Development is still on TV, reaching these things is of paramount importance to having a content and happy life. With the Finglonger, you can be one poke closer to this life. The Finglonger is a glove with an extended pointer finger, and is just as useful as it sounds. Don't let out of reach objects bother you - poke them to perfection with the Finglonger.
	What-If Machine	What if there was a machine that could tell you the outcome of any "what if" question? What if you could buy this device online? What if you were to purchase this device, providing evenings of fun and foresight? What if you bought this fine product along with the Finglonger, to guarantee yourself hours of long distance hypotheticals?
	Smell-o-scope	Do you smell that? You probably don't, but it's the smell of satisfaction and safe spending hanging in the air. Hundreds of people smell that fulfilling fragrance every day, and you can too, with the Smell-o-scope. Able to detect aromas over astronomical distances, the Smell-o-scope is a worthy addition to anyone's collection, from amateur astronomers (now you can know what Jupiter smells like!) to avid tourists (experience the blooming of Holland's famous tulips without leaving the comfort of your home!).